I wish i’d gotten a screenshot of Lydia using her warhammer as a headlock and then repeatedly battering an orc with her forehead till he stopped moving. 
I’m sure Wrex would be proud tbh

Holy shit lydia are you fucking proud of yourself??

What started off with a simple breaking and entering, resulted in me fleeing whiterun and getting halfway to the throat of the world and then realising I had just been given a Lydia. So I went back to Whiterun and used my “hurdur I’mma thane” card, only to find that Lydia…

Was hacking away at the guards as they ran from her; She was shouting “YOU THINK YOU CAN RUN?!” and “YOU CALL YOURSELF A NORD? HAH!” as she hacked at their legs. The guards weren’t hostile to me at all, so i was just like. “Lyds pls dont die you’ve got all my stuff” and she was all “BRB GOTTA HACK UP GUARDS”

eventually she killed the fleeing guard and put her sword away and I was able to talk to her. The first thing she said was, AND I QUOTE “….Damn… I didn’t think I’d get caught…”

And suddenly Lydia is terrifying. 
Not two steps outside of Whiterun, does Faildal come running out of the bushes shooting arrows all up in my face. And before I drew my swords and shit, Lydia was all i got this and just took into poor, sweet, precious Roaldahl. 

i’mma go play skyrim and play my boring faced Dokdoki Sparkle-kun da archery sneak extrawrdinair. 

SKYRIM is ONLINE

So one of my BURST FRANDS is liveblogging her skyrim experience? And reading about the adventures of Koneko Thunderpuss is one of the best and worst thing you might do all evening. 

am-i-done-yet:

Perfect.

been playing with Rainmeter. I am now happy with my desktop. it hasn’t been this uncluttered in yeauhs. 

I’ll probably swap back to the Guild Wars 2 one tomorrow and then back to this one the day after that…..I’m not an indecisive person. Clearly. 

anvilofgay:

metrapsi:

Guys. I can’t get enough of that Rainmeter thing. 

Then I found this guy and I went more crazy. So this is my desktop right now, along with a few other rainmeter widget things, but MOSTLY that one there.

AHHHHHH I have a feeling I’m going to change it like every week

i love you

I know what I’m doing for the rest of the day. 

killabytes:

While this doesn’t seem to be a fan art of Charr specifically, it very well could be - all that’s missing is the horns.

Looks liek a Khajiit from TES to me.  

oh sweet Geezus. I put the Skyrim OST into the Alienware and turned the sound up and my brain is trickling though my ears because of it’s awesome might. I knew I could find Nirvana through technology.

Playin’ Skyrim yesterday, and I got to the bit where you invade the kitchens and pretend to be a chef to kill some guy.

about 3 hours later.

I’m killin’ some people because Assassinations. And I get a kill cam. My high elf guy messily decapitates a human guy with his Mace. And he’s still wearing the chef hat. 

I mean. What if you were just out travelling between say, Whiterun and Markarth, you’re walking in the woods and out of the corner of your eye you spot him…A shady looking figure sneaking along, about 30 feet back. He draws two maces and breaks into a sprint. You run. Its a tattooed High Elf wearing a chefs hat. He bludgeons his way through your friends and guards while jumping and crouching frantically. He’s gaining on you. You can see the madness in his eyes as he pulls a mace back for a strike. (you dead.)